It’s the hardest part about getting what we want as nerds sometimes, it’s not ALWAYS a great idea, if this damn Double Dragon movie is any clue. I mean, I saw it when I was… nine, maybe? But there was also an actual story to work with on Double Dragon 1 & 2 that woulda been like, PG13 territory, plus it has black magic and stuff, real damn pity.

I am a gigantic fan of this area of expertise and your delightfully smooth and culty guest-star Sterling pointed me here as a way of further entertainments, so I gotta run down the list here~
Ooh also, an entry for the contest there– I am a huge fan of the raccoon, have been since I was a kid, and Crackcoon sounds delightfully awful, so I’ma have to look that up.
My entry for such an animal attack film would have to beeee.. suppose there was an evil brother of Noah that didn’t make it into the bible, but still heard of the deed of the ark going down, so he decided to make his own, only it would’ve had creatures from the Carboniferous period, huge spiders and scorpions and scuttling nightmares, but primarily spiders– call it an ARACHNOTASROPHE.
rated R, starring Lou Diamond Phillips and Robert Z’dar as Noah’s brother, Protozoah.
regards,
nickel